10/7, no. 52

My roommate (largely my primary source of socialization) is out at a Yom Kippur service so tonight is just me and a large cardboard box.
According to an article on HubPages, here are my options:
1. Cut windows and door holes in it. Instant house!
2. Open-side up: Go for a boat ride!
3. Hide in the box, crouching, open side up.
4. Walk around your home with the box over your head so that you cannot see.
5. Open-side down: New kitchen table!
6. Don't have pants? Cut a hole the size of your waist in the bottom of the box. Then wear it! It's just like pants, only better because it's a box!
7. Call your friends and tell them to come over, because you have a big surprise. Then show them the box!
8. Invent a new sport or game!
9. Ring neighbors' doorbells, holding box. Ask them if they lost their box.
10. Keep stuff in it.
Although this list becomes progressively lame, it boosts my self-esteem by making me feel somewhat creative. It's going to be an interesting night.